The USS Billy Badass, pulled into Piraeus, Greece and gave the crew maximum liberty. Ensign Edmund Tweed, Seaman "Simple" Sailor and Master Chief Petty Officer Billy "Goat" Bones walk into the local bar, O Ble Papagálos, and order some Mythos beers. The bartender brings their beers, and Ensign Tweed's has a cockroach in it. With a look of distaste, he picks it out, flings it away and asks for another beer. The roach lands in Seaman Sailor's beer. He picks it out, flings it away and chugs down the beer. The roach lands in Master Chief Bone's beer. He picks it out and starts shaking it and yelling: "spit out my beer you miserable thieving roach!"
(This story is based on nautical lore.)
(This story is based on nautical lore.)
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